Today I felt like I was having allergies, so I drove myself to church. I got there a little late (during the sacrament hymn). Right as the sacrament started, I began sneezing. The loud, powerful kind of sneeze. After maybe my 3rd time, I realized my roommate next to me had this flower pollen cologne on (why do you wear cologne to church??) He switched seats, but it was too late. The damage was done.
I had to leave right after the sacrament was finished being passed out, it wouldn't stop. My poor roommate also left to change his shirt. He said it was the first time he ever used that cologne, and he'll never use it again.
4 comments:
Oh how awful! That is so miserable. That's how it is at work now with everyone bringing in their clothes covered in tree pollen... non-stop sneezing.
Did your roomate want to change his shirt to get the smell away from him?
He probably wore cologne to attract a girl! Girls like nice smelling men.
I hope you took a claritin or some other allergy pill.
This particular roommate is already engaged to a girl he would never see while at church. Yes, he changed his shirt to get the smell away from him. Yes, I took a claritin, and it helped a lot.
What I like to smell is FRESH and free of B O. I like to smell the hiacynth on the flower and the Red Door on the red door! I know a man (metro-sexual) who wears cologne and he wears way too much! Colognes and perfumes should be banned!
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